Sunday, May 25, 2008

Save The Drama For Your Mama!!

First let me start by thanking all of the sponsors for the Forth Annual Southridge Crawfish Boil. We hope everyone had a great time and will be back for more next year. Also, a big Happy Birthday to Juan Sizemore! We love ya man!!!! Don’t be gay!

You can tell by the stench that the guys of Southridge worked really hard to put on an awesome party. It had to have been at least 95 degrees outside, but they slaved over boilers and fryers to produce some amazing food. They started way before the boil, shredding grass for our “parking lot.” Guys it was great and the girls really appreciate all your hard work, now go take a shower.

The kids had a ball on the huge slide, even Jeff & Juan gave it a try. I think the funniest things I saw on the slide had to be Sonya rolling down sideways onto the ground, and then David Price & Thomas Schorsch flipped the thing backwards and were stuck for a few minutes. Don’t worry though; no beer was injured in the incident.

During the Men’s Best Chest contest judges had to make the difficult decision between the three finalist, Juan, Tim, & Jeff. The ultimate winner was the sexy guy in the camouflage shorts; they are even dressing alike now! Congrats to Juan, he now holds the title to “Southridge’s Sexiest Chest.” We also had a Women’s Best Booty contest. The girls shook their hump, bounced their badonkadonk, and rolled their rump. There were a lot of talented contestants in the competition, but Juan’s better half took the prize. Congrats to Sonya for her bad to the bone booty!

If you weren’t a sponsor and would still like a DVD of the festivities, send $5 to Southridge, and I’ll ship you one. Again I hope everyone had a fabulous time and will come again next year. Here’s A List Of Our Wonderful Sponsors, We Appreciate It!!

Rose Banke

James & Kelly Benton
David & Kristy Boss

Bostex
Tim & Terri Carpenter

Tommy & Lillian Cashmer
Jeff & Shannon Chicoine

Martha Curl
Glyndon Dale

Brad & Benni Fisher
Erica Frerichs

Lee & Sherry Garner
John & Jeanne Israel

Nicole Liguori
Chris & Jenna Long

Ronnie & Robin Moten
Gilbert & Janie Olivarri

Wilbur & Lela Palmer
Planet Kidz

Erick Ruiz
Walker Schmidt

Kurt Schuchman
Shannon Sisk

James Sizemore
Juan & Sonya Sizemore

Teresa Wells

Tony Avey
And The Bandit



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, we finally made it- where's the crawfish?

slapaho said...

Oh, it was so great. Terrific memories.

hotbitch said...

the girl that won the best booty contest is fucking hot! whats her name again? her man aint that bad either.

hotbitch said...

great party chicoine family! welome to the hood. we love you!